The Whistle Makes me Their God

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eyeslikecominghome:

a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”

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But why are you so sure that there is no link between enjoying movie violence and real violence?

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its-elementary-my-dear-friend:

benedictbooty:

the story of a man who starts and ends alone.

punching me in the face would have hurt less than this

the transition took away my happiness

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dampsandwich:

vagisodium:

dampsandwich:

im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.

anchovies

great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy

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weirdteenblogger:

[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones

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bipolar-spears:

the how fucked are you scale

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akupitiyo:

technicalityterminus:

akupitiyo:

my skin is so oily you could probably fry chicken on my face

nonsense, you’d have to be hot to do that

say that to my face motherfucker i dare you

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territorialcreep:

i’m sorry but i laughed for an hour at this

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wizardroryweasley:

ticktocksheep:

“Hey, buy me this thing”

“lol ok”

“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”

“Here, I bought you the thing”

“I TOLD YOU NOT TO I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS”

“just take it”

“I CAN’T-if you insist oK THANK YOU VERY MUCH”

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earthnation:

my heart is full of hate and swag

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shirleytemplar:

 #mind the fourth wall

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